So I ended up romancing Kaiden in ME3 (I am gay and play a broShep), but the entire time I was having one of  those awesomly engrossing bioware-iffic conversations with him, I felt like his interest in me was forced somehow.

I remember playing ME 1 and sort of what-iffing Bioware had the huevos to include a homosexual romance, and how Kaiden would be my pick… but the fact that it took ‘til the 3rd game raises some questions for me continuity-wise.

1. Why now Kaiden?
2. Is broShep Bi, or was he discovering himself in the midst of a genocidal attack by omnipotent machines?
3. I’m glad homosexual relationships are being introduced to the VG format, but in this particular instance, since the continuity was already in-progress the relationship felt … token?

I’ve either succumbed to sexuality-labeling psychosis like the rest of the world or my heart is made of ice.

~~Forget it Shep, you and Kaiden should be whatever you want to beee~~

(via trizzopi)

gaymersnoopy:

thisismyotherface:

“Mommy, mommy, my video game just taught me how to give a guy a rimjob! Can I go try on my friend?”

Oh wait, that’s right, little kids don’t play Skyrim. This would never happen.

I gotta say “Skyrim job”? that’s sounds sexy LOL

BAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!